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| The Karma Repair Kit | $14.95 | |
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Don’t Pay for the sins of previous lives
today. Repair your Karma now so you can enjoy a happy, successful and
balanced life. (one kit per previous life). (Discounts available for kits for several lives, if purchased at the same time) |
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| The Karma Repair Kit - Basic Edition | $ 9.95 | |
| This is very similar to the regular version except it is not as potent. (one kit per previous life). | ||
| The Karma Protection Kit | $12.95 | |
| Protect your future lives from your current sins and transgressions. | ||
| Karmatically Changing your Mate | $14.95 | |
| Can’t understand your mate? Try a Karma repair kit, and perhaps they might not be as annoying, irritating, or self-defeating. | ||
| The Expectant Karma Repair Kit | $12.95 | |
| Your unborn child may have been Attila the Hun. He or she may also have been Mother Teresa. With the Expectant Karma Repair kit you can help your child by repairing his or her Karma to avoid the unfairness of everyday existence in this life. Please note: the Karma repair kit does not harm perfect Karmas. | ||
| Repairing The Karma of Others | $14.95 | |
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Work with Jerks? Can’t understand why your
boss is making THAT decision? Could be Karma. Why don’t you help them
out, and help yourself at the same time? For friends, bosses, co-workers,
IRS employees, etc. (Please note, we are not able to offer a Karma Repair kit for lawyers, as the shipping costs on such a large box is too much for anyone to buy, and we’re not convinced they can be saved.) |
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| Your Parents | $NA | |
| Could be they were assholes, too. We do not currently offer a Parent Karma Repair Kit, since it doesn’t affect you at this point, and you might just want to let them suffer for their past sins, an current ones, for all eternity. (If you feel this way, though, you might want to pick up an extra Karma Protection Kit for yourself.) | ||
Prices do not include shipping and handling, or taxes.
Karma Repair Kit
NOTE: These kits are for entertainment purposes only. If after using them life isn’t fair, please try another kit, as each kit only works for ONE previous life. You might have been a jerk throughout all eternity! Or your Karma may be so far-gone that we cannot help you at this point.
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